WASHINGTON DC – The FBI today posted a message on their website to Al Qaeda members, imploring them to contact the agency."Seriously, get in touch. We understand you have need of weapons, cameras for surveillance and ritual pledges - we can totally get that stuff for you wholesale."
The message went on to promise "insane rental rates on vans" and "safe, discreet service." It also offered a "shout-out to Brother Jordache!"
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The neoliberal globalilzation practices by the US and the IMF will only breed more terrorists. Until we as a people rise up and demand our leaders to pay attention to the atrocities in Burma (it will never be Myanmar to me) and Tibet, we'll just be living in a perpetual state of hegemony.
Well, yeah... Wasn't that t he point?
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