NEW ORLEANS, LA – Anderson Cooper, CNN host and mystery-sexual zillionaire heir, is said to speak openly of his "secret suffering" for the first time in the July issue of Bass Fisherman."This is him comin' out about one terrible day in 1998 - when he wore a black coat with an off-black pair of trousers," Chester A. Bosh, Bass Fisherman's senior flyfishing editor told AFG Tuesday. "This is a day of shame - deep black - and off-black - shame. He wanted to get it off his chest and when we bumped into each other out back of the bait shed by the Prada store at the Outlet Mall, well we just fixed to talkin."
The conversation - one Bosh describes as "ongoing" - will be serialized over the next three issues of Bass Fisherman, with Cooper taking over editing duties for the third September issue.
Bosh revealed that Cooper has enacted prophylactic measures to prevent such a color catastrophe from happening again. Cooper told Bosh that in the future, he will only wear blue jeans in settings that require a coat.
"I made a joke like, 'maybe you should wear Gloria Vanderbilt jeans' – but he didnt think that was funny," recalled Bosh.
Cooper, currently fishing for emotional moments in the deep water of New Orleans, refused to speak to AFG when we could not guarantee that a moody Radiohead track would be played in the background when this article was read online.
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