NYC - Presidential candidate John McCain today surprised Americans when he hung a sign outside his office door, indicating that he would return at 10:10. Reporters for the AFG waited until 10:45 to no avail.
Campaign staffers eventually confirmed the Senator did not actually specify which day he would return.
One staffer suggested we "Check back next Friday maybe? What's not straight about that?"
Meanwhile, reports indicate that VP candidate Sarah Palin had begun erecting a mobile 12 foot wall to perpetually exist between she and the media.