
"I loved JFK. It was an accident," Karr told a rabid mob of hungry flesh eating jackals assembled by the local police for the occasion.
Boulder police were also quick to act, handing down indictments by breakfast. According to several sources within the investigation, the police have obtained evidence from chat room conversations between Karr and Senator Edward Kennedy where Karr confessed to have "...killed your brother. I was there when he died."

In related news, Karr has gone through two stylists due to "creative differences" since his arrest.
Jello Biafra was unavailable for comment.
3 comments:
I understand he also shot the sherrif - but he did not kill the deputy
They should send the Boulder Police to Iraq. They are bad-asses.
he's diabolical old chum...
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